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Anonymous asked: "What's the most illegal thing you ever did?"

sephyerite:

almanzapedia:

At Stanford there was this Professor who was a total bitch and she taught British Literature, which was cool. Except she taught only her opinions of the books and it didn’t help me as a writer. I went to school to learn new things to improve my craft, not have someone else’s opinions carved onto my forehead.

So anyway, for our final project, she asked us to write a ten page paper on why the color symbolism in Othello was so significant. I did some research and it turned out that she did her entire graduate thesis on this very subject. I was mad. This wasn’t teaching, this was boosting her ego. SO I wrote a ten page essay on why color symbolism in Othello wasn’t significant, satirizing it to the point of no return, saying that her opinion was an opinion and shouldn’t be taken seriously.

SHe failed me, needless to say. So in retaliation, I responded by baking a batch of brownies laced with weed and laxatives and delivered them myself to the professor hours before her big graduation speech. I told her that it was a peace offering, my way of apologizing and asking if I could do anything to fix my grade.

She refused to fix my grade.

In the end, she shit herself on stage.

I didn’t regret it.

No mercy.


 ”When life makes you have to put up with mean and hateful people, think of ‘em as sandpaper. They may scratch you, rub you the wrong way… but eventually, you’ll be smooth and polished and the sandpaper? It’s just gon’ be worn out and ugly.” - Beyoncé as Lilly in The Fighting Temptations




odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers


oknope:

that moment when you’re in the mood to study but you don’t understand any of the lessons……

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#lol

mjjsecretlovers:

MJ would not stand for mediocrity. I only realized that I had adopted his work ethic a few years after I stopped working for him. Whenever I was tired and my heart was not into my work, I’d find myself thinking about how MJ pushed himself to maintain a high level of quality, and this made me not settle for “good enough” in my photo work. I always strove to achieve the best I was capable of producing, regardless of the circumstance or size of the job. I passed this onto my students over the years as motivation to achieve greater heights than they thought themselves capable. “Shoot for the stars, and if you don’t make it, at least you’ll land on the moon.” - Todd Gray


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ihill46:

More fashion rocks from instyle magazine behind the scenes. Les twinshttp://on.aol.co.uk/video/les-twins-518378523.


ihill46:

Damn Lau! 💋💋
More fashion rocks from instyle magazine behind the scenes. Les twinshttp://on.aol.co.uk/video/les-twins-518378523.

ihill46:

Damn Lau! 💋💋

More fashion rocks from instyle magazine behind the scenes. Les twinshttp://on.aol.co.uk/video/les-twins-518378523.


Beyonce and Jay-Z performed during the ‘On The Run Tour’ at Soldier Field on July 24, 2014 in Chicago, Illinois


radicalbehavior:

Tell me about a time where a white child was killed and black people made a hashtag mocking their death, a Halloween costume mocking their death, or a celebration of their death in any way shape or from. NEVER!!

Black pride has never been about hating white people, but white supremacy has always been about hating black people.


pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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#lol